dolly mamas | the art of joey

The queen of all things licensing, aka. . me . . . I now have over 700 dolly mama drawings and counting. . . crazy huh? The dolly’s have been spotted in celebrity homes, galleries and gift shops throughout the US, Canada, England and Australia. I decided to display one in each category, if that rocks your boat, give me a call and lets play! If you don’t see something you want, I can make a new one just for you!

A fat quarter is NOT a body part.

Fabric is so addictive it should be a controlled substance.

Give a quilter an inch and she'll think she's a ruler.

I feel like I should clean the house....so I am going to my craft room to play until the feeling passes.

I got a sewing machine for my husband...good trade huh?

I sew because punching people is frowned upon.

I will not buy anymore fabric until I use my fabric stash at home....I lied!

I'm a few yards of fabric away from being featured on an episode of Hoarders!

Mess with my fabric and I'll rip your seams out!

My sewing room is not messy. I just have everything on display like a museum.

Sewing...the art of searching for items you just had two seconds ago.

Why buy it for $7.00 when you can make it yourself for $92.00 in craft supplies?

At my age cutting the cheese has whole new meaning.

At my age, TTYL means Talk to you louder.

Auto correct has not figured out how often I swear and how rarely I talk about ducks.

Chaos, panic, disorder...my job here is done!

I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach. I am now the I'm the proud owner of isle 6!

I have a furniture problem, my chest has fallen into my drawers!

I would do anything for you as long as it doesn't involve money, time or manual labor.

In our house, dog hair is a fashion accessory and a condiment!

My memory has the shelf life of a banana!

Sometimes I think it would be easier to just become a stripper, then I remember, I am old and wrinkly!

A day without wine is like...yeah, just kidding, I have no idea!

Drunk wives matter

Friends until the end of wine!

I like to take long walks...down the wine isle.

Partners in wine!

Wine does not make you fat. It makes you lean...against walls, chairs and funny people.

Wine is like duct tape, it fixes everything!

Wine takes the bitch right out of me!

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All families have one crazy relative. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you.

Another fine day ruined by responsibility.

I believe in me. So I decided to stop being a whiney bitch and become a bitchy wino!

I can't adult today...tomorrow isn't looking so good either.

I don't even believe myself when I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes.

I have a sole purpose, just look in my closet.

I have a therapist. His name is Al Key Hall.

I rather be half my age and twice my bra size.

In alcohol's defense, we've done some pretty dumb shit while being completely sober too!

Is it too late to drink coffee or too early to drink wine?

Laughing is the best medicine. Well, unless you are laughing for no reason, the you might need meds!

Looking for a good therapist? Try Mary J. Wana.

Partner in Wine.

Queen of multi-slacking

Singing in the shower is fun until you get shampoo in your mouth then it's a soap opera.

Some days I amaze myself, other days I can't find my glasses.

Welcome to the shit show, sponsored by chaos, caffeine and curse words.

Why does the dogs hair stick to everything but the dog?

Without coffee I wouldn't be the perky foul mouthed delightful person that I am!

I can't even!

I have a women's right to shoes!

I smell whiskey and regret. Oh wait...That's me!

Let that shit go!

My prince is not coming on a white horse. He's obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused!

Note to self: I am doing the best that I can with what I have in this moment; but I'm going to need more alcohol.

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