I don't give a SH*T!

I am obsessed with reading glasses these days...probably because I can't see crap without them.  And the worst thing is, I am always losing them! (Usually on my own head!)  Or when I am having a really good day, you might catch me yelling in my store to anyone who will hear me, "Have you seen my glasses?" and the reply is always, "They are in your hand!"  Ugh!

Here's the thing....In my head, I look absolutely fabulous with glasses on, but then I look in the mirror to admire myself and all I see are chin hairs.  With that being said, maybe my new philosophy should be "I don't give a SHIT anymore!  Let those chin hairs grow long and proud.  I could add a bead or maybe even better, tie them to my eyeglasses so I don't lose them!