When I was six months pregnant, my husband, brother and sister-in-law decided to go to the country for a lake adventure. While eating lunch on one of those old wooden splinter in your ass picnic tables, my husband and my brother stopped talking and just stared at each other. I knew this look. It's the "don't tell Joey a spider just crawled into her bathing suit top look".
So I did what any pregnant woman would have done. I ripped off my top and shook my boobs to the left and right. (If we were in California, it probably would have registered a 4 on the Richter scale.) Once the bouncing of my pregnant giant boobs settled down while my brother, husband and sister-in-laws eyes popped out of their head, we heard a thump...needless to say, the spider didn't survive.
This is what happens when I am supposed to be working, but my ADHD brain and procrastination get together and decide to go down memory lane.
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