Funny tote bag for women – If I Knew I Was Going to Live This Long I Would Have Taken Better Care of Myself – Dolly Mama
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Dolly Mamas By Joey

Funny Tote Bag for Women – If I Knew I Was Going to Live This Long I Would Have Taken Better Care of Myself | Dolly Mama

Sale price$38.50

If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

Featuring original Dolly Mama art, this roomy tote is made for the woman who has earned every laugh line, lived every chapter fully, and wouldn't change a thing — except maybe the sunscreen situation. The perfect gift for the woman who ages with humor and absolutely zero regrets.

The details: 15" × 15" | 100% polyester | 2.6 gallon capacity | Holds up to 44 lbs | Dual black handles in 100% natural cotton bull denim | 26" handle length

Printed and shipped just for you.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

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Lori C.

This artist’s take on life is absolutely hysterical—so relatable! These make the perfect gifts for your BFFs.”

Beth G.

So many of the dolly designs are how we see ourselves, our sisters, and our besties.

Parker S.

Perfect gift for a friend or relative. Funny saying, great design and quality.

Mary U.

OMG! I identify with so many of theses Dolly Mamas.

Heidi H.

I love Joey's humor. We must have been separated at birth.

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