I Had a Few Cocktails Before I Went Shopping, So Your Gift Will Be a Surprise for Me Too Sweatshirt
The shopping is done. The gifts are wrapped. What’s inside? We’ll all find out together.
Featuring original artwork by Joey and the saying “I had a few cocktails before I went shopping, so your gift will be a surprise for me too,” this funny Christmas sweatshirt puts a playful twist on holiday gift giving. With her shopping bags, festive dress, and cocktail in hand, this Dolly Mama has something for everyone. Probably.
Wear this festive crewneck for holiday parties, gift exchanges, or wrapping presents you don’t remember buying. It makes a fun Christmas gift for cocktail lovers, shopping buddies, and friends who appreciate a surprise—even when they’re the ones who bought it.
Soft fleece inside, colorful Dolly Mama outside—because staying warm should come with a sense of humor.
• Original Dolly Mamas by Joey artwork
• 100% cotton face with a 65% cotton, 35% polyester body
• Soft, tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²)
• Ribbed crew neck, cuffs, and hem with double-needle stitching
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Blank sweatshirt sourced from Pakistan
Joey’s fit note: I fell in love with the quality of this sweatshirt! In my opinion, it runs a little small. I usually wear a medium, but ordered a large because I wanted it roomy and comfy. Check the size chart and choose the fit you love!
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
Your Dolly Mamas sweatshirt is printed especially for you when you place your order, so please allow a little extra time for printing and shipping. Making each sweatshirt to order helps reduce overproduction—and gives this Dolly Mama time to get herself together. Ordering a Christmas gift? Give her a head start!