I Love Giving. It’s the Shopping, Wrapping, and People I Could Do Without. Sweatshirt

The giving part? Lovely. The parking lot, tangled tape, and checkout line? We need to talk.

Featuring original artwork by Joey and the saying “I love giving. It’s the shopping, wrapping, and people I could do without,” this funny holiday sweatshirt celebrates a generous heart with a limited supply of patience. Bundled up with coffee in hand and shopping bags at her feet, this Dolly Mama deserves a seat—and absolutely no small talk.

Wear this cozy crewneck for holiday shopping, gift-wrapping marathons, or recovering from an afternoon at the mall. It makes a fun gift for shopping buddies, coffee lovers, and friends who love finding the perfect present but would happily skip the crowds.

Soft fleece inside, colorful Dolly Mama outside—because staying warm should come with a sense of humor.

Color note: The supplier calls this shade Lavender, but it has a soft, pale pink appearance.

• Original Dolly Mamas by Joey artwork
• 100% cotton face with a 65% cotton, 35% polyester body
• Soft, tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²)
• Ribbed crew neck, cuffs, and hem with double-needle stitching
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Blank sweatshirt sourced from Pakistan

Joey’s fit note: I fell in love with the quality of this sweatshirt! In my opinion, it runs a little small. I usually wear a medium, but ordered a large because I wanted it roomy and comfy. Check the size chart and choose the fit you love!

Size guide