I Tried to Keep My Mouth Shut. Worst Three Minutes of My Life. Long Sleeve T-Shirt
She tried. She really did. Three whole minutes. 😂
Some women are naturally quiet. This Dolly Mama is not one of them.
Featuring the saying “I Tried to Keep My Mouth Shut. Worst Three Minutes of My Life,” this shirt is for the woman with opinions, stories, observations—and apparently absolutely no desire to keep any of them to herself.
Consider it a celebration of speaking your mind, saying what everyone else is thinking, and occasionally realizing after the words come out that perhaps they should have stayed in.
This garment-dyed heavyweight long sleeve shirt has that wonderfully soft, lived-in feel from the very first wear. Relaxed, comfortable, and substantial without feeling stiff—it’s the kind of shirt you'll reach for again and again.
• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in look
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic-width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added comfort and durability
• Ribbed cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Made Just for You
We don’t make a gazillion shirts and hope for the best. Your Dolly Mamas shirt is printed especially for you after you order it. It means less overproduction, less waste, and one very fabulous shirt made just for you.
Thanks for shopping small, laughing big, and giving this Dolly Mama a good home. 💕
Some women are naturally quiet. This Dolly Mama is not one of them.
Featuring the saying “I Tried to Keep My Mouth Shut. Worst Three Minutes of My Life,” this shirt is for the woman with opinions, stories, observations—and apparently absolutely no desire to keep any of them to herself.
Consider it a celebration of speaking your mind, saying what everyone else is thinking, and occasionally realizing after the words come out that perhaps they should have stayed in.
This garment-dyed heavyweight long sleeve shirt has that wonderfully soft, lived-in feel from the very first wear. Relaxed, comfortable, and substantial without feeling stiff—it’s the kind of shirt you'll reach for again and again.
• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in look
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic-width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added comfort and durability
• Ribbed cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Made Just for You
We don’t make a gazillion shirts and hope for the best. Your Dolly Mamas shirt is printed especially for you after you order it. It means less overproduction, less waste, and one very fabulous shirt made just for you.
Thanks for shopping small, laughing big, and giving this Dolly Mama a good home. 💕
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 31-34 | 31 ⅞ |
| M | 28 | 34-37 | 33 ¾ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 38-41 | 36 ⅞ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 42-45 | 37 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 46-49 | 38 ¾ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 50-53 | 39 ¾ |