I'm Only Talking to the Dog Today. I'm People Pooped. Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Some days, people are just a little too people-y.
When you've officially reached your daily limit of conversation, questions, opinions, and general human interaction, there’s always the dog. No explanations required.
This colorful Dolly Mama says it perfectly: “I’m Only Talking to the Dog Today... I’m People Pooped.”
A funny long sleeve shirt for dog lovers, introverts, people who have had enough of people—or anyone whose dog is quite frankly better company anyway.
This garment-dyed heavyweight long sleeve has that wonderfully soft, lived-in feel from the very first wear. Relaxed, comfortable, and substantial without feeling stiff, it’s made for coffee on the couch, dog walks, errands, or avoiding unnecessary conversation altogether.
• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in look
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic-width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added comfort and durability
• Ribbed cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Made Just for You
We don’t make a gazillion shirts and hope for the best. Your Dolly Mamas shirt is printed especially for you after you order it. It means less overproduction, less waste, and one very fabulous shirt made just for you.
Thanks for shopping small, laughing big, and giving this Dolly Mama a good home. 💕
When you've officially reached your daily limit of conversation, questions, opinions, and general human interaction, there’s always the dog. No explanations required.
This colorful Dolly Mama says it perfectly: “I’m Only Talking to the Dog Today... I’m People Pooped.”
A funny long sleeve shirt for dog lovers, introverts, people who have had enough of people—or anyone whose dog is quite frankly better company anyway.
This garment-dyed heavyweight long sleeve has that wonderfully soft, lived-in feel from the very first wear. Relaxed, comfortable, and substantial without feeling stiff, it’s made for coffee on the couch, dog walks, errands, or avoiding unnecessary conversation altogether.
• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in look
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic-width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added comfort and durability
• Ribbed cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Made Just for You
We don’t make a gazillion shirts and hope for the best. Your Dolly Mamas shirt is printed especially for you after you order it. It means less overproduction, less waste, and one very fabulous shirt made just for you.
Thanks for shopping small, laughing big, and giving this Dolly Mama a good home. 💕
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 31-34 | 31 ⅞ |
| M | 28 | 34-37 | 33 ¾ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 38-41 | 36 ⅞ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 42-45 | 37 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 46-49 | 38 ¾ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 50-53 | 39 ¾ |